Rihanna Is Pregnant, and the Internet Is Melting Down With Joy

In classic Rihanna style, the 33-year-old singer has managed to make her recent pregnancy announcement the biggest news of the day. (Is there anything this woman can do that I won’t instantly want to emulate, despite the fact that I ate Cheez-It Grooves for breakfast and am in no way prepared to bring a child into the world?)

Rihanna and boyfriend ASAP Rocky announced her pregnancy this morning in the coolest way possible—with a glamour shot of her belly clearly visible beneath a vintage Chanel coat—and the internet immediately exploded, with well-wishers coming from all corners of Twitter:

Of course, many expressed their concern for Drake in these trying times: 

And still others took Rihanna’s news as an opportunity to reflect on their own romantic and parenting futures: 

Congratulations to Rihanna and ASAP Rocky, from all of us in the Terminally Online community.